Twin Ninja Girls
「Welcome home!」 (Uri)
「......Welcome back.」
(Reri)
「Huh?」
(Izayoi)
After reporting the request to
the guild, we heard a few voices as we made it home. In the living room were
two girls sitting in seiza.
「Why are you here?」
(Izayoi)
「Since we’re your disciples we will be living with you!」 (Uri)
「......That’s how it is.」
(Reri)
「Disciple? My disciple? I haven’t given you permission
though.」 (Izayoi)
「Things like permission don’t matter! Uri and Reri have
already decided on their master!」 (Uri)
「......It’s pointless to refuse. Reri and Uri have
decided to sacrifice our boobs to
master.」
(Reri)
What’s with these two? First of
all, how did they get in here? How did they know about this place?
「......Ichayoi. These people, who? boobs? Are?」 (Tear)
「Ah, these people are the ones who attacked us in the
forest.」 (Izayoi)
「......boobs, are?」
(Tear)
「By the way, since I don’t know who you two are, I don’t
know where to start. If you two are untrustworthy, I will cut you down here.」 (Izayoi)
「......You suddenly started speaking really fast? Since
Reri and Uri are going to be with you forever, there's plenty of time.」 (Reri)
「......Ichayo-」
(Tear)
「Who are you people? Hurry up and tell me.」 (Izayoi)
「I’m getting a regretful feeling so it’s fine to stop
talking! That kid over there seems pitiful!」
(Uri)
Stop it. Just let this slide.
However, since I ignored Tear,
her ears sadly lowered.
「T-Tear. Since you’ve been doing your best today, I’ll
give you a reward. After this I’ll read the hero’s picture book to you. Wait a
bit until then. I have something to talk about with these two.」 (Izayoi)
「......Ok.」
(Tear)
Even though she had no
expression, Tear’s animal ears stood up. It was mentally harsh, but the only way to forget the
past is to replace it.
「*Kukkei, Kukeke.*」
(Rigolo)
「Oi Rigolo, what did you say to Tear? If you say too
much I’m going to make grilled chicken and feed you to Lilia.」 (Izayoi)
Rigolo was obviously telling
her about breasts. That’s not good for Tear’s education. Since it’s not good
for her education, it should stop. Personal feelings aren’t part of this.
「*Kuke......*」
(Rigolo)
Tear and Rigolo were sent away
from the room, as we were going to have a discussion.
「And so, what are you up to?」 (Izayoi)
「An explanation! Uri and Reri aren’t adventurers! We’re
hired spies!」 (Uri)
「Spies, huh? If that’s the case, were you hired by the
guildmaster?」 (Izayoi)
「You got it! As expected of master, who our concealment
magic was ineffective against! We can’t hide our secrets from you!」 (Uri)
It’s as I thought, isn't it.
Although she said she had confidence in me, it was only for an instant. It was
natural to have some form of insurance.
「By that, you mean you’ve been watching us the whole
time?」 (Izayoi)
「......That’s how it is. We’ve been watching you since
master was dragged away from Laketown.」 (Reri)
「So you’ve been watching us since then I see.」 (Izayoi)
At that time, Lilia had dragged
me away on her own, and at that time I thought she was just plain dumb.
However, did she bring me along as insurance in case she needed to run away?
Since she herself might not
have known, she’s still an idiot.
「Since we’ve been watching you this whole time we know!
Master is not a bad person! Although you’re wielding a legendary Emperor class
weapon, we’ll keep it a secret for you!」 (Uri)
It seems like they’ve found my
weakness.
「We understand master’s strength! Master’s true identity
must be a master assassin! Uri and Reri understand that we failed! We also know
that you are unidentifiable and have no records!」
(Uri)
「Well, until recently I was an assassin, so you aren’t
wrong......」 (Izayoi)
「......Then, we want you to become our master. There
aren’t any assassins stronger than Reri and Uri.」
(Reri)
「You did say that. What are you going to do about the
guildmaster?」 (Izayoi)
「......Give us permission. If master orders it, we will
erase her.」 (Reri)
「I don’t intend to have hostility against the guildmaster.
I still have a deal with her.」
(Izayoi)
But what should I do? I don’t
feel like taking in disciples, but in this situation it doesn’t seem like
they’ll give up.
Wait a second. These two are
receiving orders from the guildmaster to monitor me. In other words, even if
they don’t become my disciples, they’ll keep monitoring me anyways. In that
case, better than having them watch me from a place I can’t see, it’ll be more
convenient if they are near me as my disciples.
「Then if you follow my conditions from here on, I’ll
make you my disciples.」 (Izayoi)
「Really!?」 (Uri)
「......We will listen to anything you say.」 (Reri)
Their eyes were sparkling.
「First, I will make you my disciples until you return to
the guildmaster. Since you said the guildmaster will return in two weeks, there
are nine more days. I will only train you as my disciples during these nine
days.」 (Izayoi)
「I don’t want that! Be our master for life!」 (Uri)
「If you don’t accept these terms, then go back. If you
don’t obey then I’ll tie you up and throw you aside.」 (Izayoi)
「......Elder sister, it’s no use. We’ll accept the
conditions. In those nine days we’ll make it so that if Reri and Uri aren’t
there, master will be hopeless.」 (Reri)
「There’s that way too! In those nine days we’ll learn
master’s skills and Uri and Reri will become as strong, so he won’t be able to
send us away!」 (Uri)
I'm somehow getting the feeling
that I don’t want to get involved, but whatever.
「Second, my directions take precedence over the guildmaster’s.
Third, don’t keep secrets from me. If you follow these three conditions, I’ll
make you my disciples.」 (Izayoi)
「Understood! We will become your disciples!」 (Uri)
「......Well then, master. Hurry up and train us as your
disciples. Start with training us by rubbing our breasts.」
(Reri)
「I’m adding a fourth condition. Saying breasts is
forbidden.」 (Izayoi)
「......How heartless. If you take away Reri’s breasts,
there will be nothing left.」
(Reri)
And just like that I was able
to gain followers.
Innocent and tense, the elder
sister Uri.
Quiet and expressionless, but
with abnormal speech and conduct, the younger sister Reri.
「There’s still time before we make food. Alright, bath
time, Tear.」 (Izayoi)
「*Hii,* ...... Hero’s picture book.」 (Tear)
「That’s for night time.」 (Izayoi)
Just a second earlier her
animal ears were standing cheerfully, but after saying that I was going to wash
her, they instantly drooped down, and her face was on the verge of tears.
「Uri and Reri want to wash too!」
(Uri)
As she said that, Uri started
taking off her clothes, she was down to her undergarments. Exposing her body,
she had taken everything off excluding her underwear.
「Got it. Come here, wash yourselves.」 (Izayoi)
Since Tear had narrowly escaped
death, her animal ears raised slightly. Although it was just putting it off,
she couldn’t run away.
「......Master, come wash us.」
(Reri)
「Hah? The heck are you saying? Why should I?」 (Izayoi)
「......Wash Reri and Uri too. Only doing it to Tear-senpai
is unfair.」 (Reri)
「That’s right! Everybody will wash their bodies
together~」 (Uri)
「Although you guys aren’t at the age to be washed by
someone else......」 (Izayoi)
「No! We’ll deepen our friendship by being naked
together!」, Uri threw a tantrum while in her underwear.
「......Ichayoi. Wash, you?」 (Tear)
Tear found a good chance to
assist.
「That’s right! Tear-senpai should also join us!」 (Uri)
「......Eh, wait. Wrong......No, save me Ichayoi.」 (Tear)
While in her underwear, Uri
dragged Tear away. Although you’re crying and asking for help, there’s nobody
here to save you.
「Alright, let’s go together. For that, undress Reri.」 (Reri)
「Don’t screw with me. Take off your own clothes and wash
yourself.」 (Izayoi)
「......I understand. I’ll tell everyone about you
rubbing elder sister’s chest.」 (Reri)
「Oi.」
(Izayoi)
「If you don’t want that then take off Reri’s clothes,
and wash yourself with us.」
(Reri)
Even though I was their
teacher, she threatened me. What should I do against this level of threat?
「――Let’s go, banzai!」
(Izayoi)
(TN: Originally it’s like…
“Raise your arms, banzai!” but that’s really awkward in English. (≖■_■))
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I like the way this MC thinks
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